Got mugged today on the way back from work. Second time this month. Joke's on them, though, I got no money and nothing to live for. Take all you want asshole! I had six dollars and a Sam's Club card in my wallet. Hope that jackass is happy with it.
My buddy got mugged the other day too. My ex-girlfriend called and said some dude had beaten the shit out of her and robbed her apartment. Fuck. It's still ridiculously hot. 101 today. Hundred and fucking one. Motherfucking heat island bullshit.
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